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Family Jokes & Chutkule in Hindi | कम्बख्त मोबाइल में …

कार में एक बार फैमिली कहीं जा रही थी।
ट्रैफिक हवलदार ने कार को रुकवाया।
इंस्पेक्टर : आज ‘सुरक्षा दिवस’ है और आप सीट बेल्ट पहनकर गाड़ी चला रहे हैं आप नियम का पूरा पालन कर रहे हो इसलिए आपको 5,000 रुपए इनाम दिया जाता है।
बताइए तो आप सबसे पहले इन रुपयों का क्या करेंगे ?
आदमी : जी सबसे पहला काम तो मैंने इन पैसों से अपना ड्राइविंग लाइसेंस बनवाना है ।
इंस्पेक्टर : क्या?
इतने में अंदर से उस आदमी की मम्मी बोली : जी, ये तो है ही पागल है, शराब पीने के बाद कुछ भी बकता रहता है।
इंस्पेक्टर : क्या?
इतने में कार की पिछली सीट पर सो रहे पिता जी ने पुलिस को देखकर कहा : लो जी मैनू ते पहले ही पता सी ते चोरी दी गड्डी ते अशी ज्यादा दूर तक नई पझ सकदे ।
इंस्पेक्टर : तब से बेहोश। Family Jokes & Chutkule in Hindi

Car mein ek baar phaimilee kaheen ja rahee thee.
traiphik havaladaar ne kaar ko rukavaaya.
inspektar : aaj suraksha divas hai aur aap seet belt pahanakar gaadee chala rahe hain aap niyam ka poora paalan kar rahe ho isalie aapako 5,000 rupe inaam diya jaata hai. bataie aap in rupayon ka kya karenge ?
aadamee : jee sabase pahale to main in paison se apana draiving laisens banavaoonga.
inspektar : kya?
itane mein aadamee kee mammee bolee : jee, ye to paagal hai, sharaab peekar kuchh bhee bakata rahata hai.
inspektar : kya?
itane mein kaar kee pichhalee seet par so rahe paapaajee pulis ko dekhakar bole : le mainoo te pahale pata see ki choree kee gaddee mein ham log jyaada door tak nahin ja paenge.
inspektar : tab se behosh.

family jokes

अब तो हमें घर वाले भी सुबह सुबह जल्दी नहीं उठाते
अब तो हमें घर वाले भी सुबह सुबह जल्दी नहीं उठाते वो भी जानते हैं
अगर बिस्तर से उठा दिया तो कम्बख्त मोबाइल में घुस जाएगा Family Jokes & Chutkule in Hindi

ab to hamen ghar vaale bhee subah subah jaldee nahin uthaate
ab to hamen ghar vaale bhee subah subah jaldee nahin uthaate vo bhee jaanate hain
agar bistar se utha diya to kambakht mobail mein ghus jaega

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