Funny jokes about life | I can not marry you now

Husband (said angrily): Have you just called me a dog?
Wife gave no answer
The husband asked again, but still his wife did not answer him.
Wife: I have not called you a dog, but please stop barking now _{Funny jokes about life}

We will come next year with 1 more kid

Once upon a time husband & his wife both went to court for Divorce.
Judge: You have only three dids then how will you divide them equally.
They made a long discussion with themselves and said OK sir We will come next year with 1 more kid.
No No No ……. wait joke does not stops here
After 9 months …. they got twins _{Funny jokes about life}

Family members are not agreeing

Boy: – I can not marry you now
My family members are not agreeing!
Girl: – Who are the people in your house?
Boy: – In my house a wife and 2 children. _{Funny jokes about life}

Sleep at night with tension

Doctor: You should not sleep at night with tension.
Patient: Then should I send her to the
Maternal home?

Where are the gun and Kartus?

Once Pulse Polio’s team came home
Santa said to Bibi: Where are the gun and Kartus?
The team ran away from home
.Senta calls back
hold on hold on
Oh wait wait
These are the names of our children!

We call it Mahadev

Santa was explaining to a friend
Those who drink nectar, we call it Dev
Those who drink poison, we call it Mahadev.
And those who drink anger are called ‘Hum Patidev’!

Blood group

Doctor: The blood group you and your wife have is the same.
Patient: Why won’t I, for the last 20 years, my blood that is being sucked.

Are you Copying me?

Wife asked her husband : Had your lunch ?
Husband replied: Had your lunch ?
Wife: I am asking to you.
Husband : I am asking to you.
Wife: Are you Copying me?
Husband : Are you Copying me ?
Wife : Lets go for shopping.
Husband replied : Yes I had My Lunch