let’s take 50-50
One day Santa and Banta both were walking on the road ..
They together found a 1000 Rupees Note on the road
Santa: what to do with this money now?
Banta: let’s take 50-50
Santa: What will do for the rest of the 900 Rupees? Funny Jokes In English
Banta angrily sends back sms Funny Jokes In English
Santa sent Hindi SMS to Banta
Banta angrily sends back sms:
Great reader !!
I’m in a big trouble! Funny Jokes In English
Ashu: I’m in a big trouble!
Vinod: Why is that?
Ashu: I saw a mouse in my house!
Vinod: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap.
Ashu: I don’t have one.
Vinod: Well then, buy one.
Ashu: Can’t afford one.
Vinod: I can give you mine if you want.
Ashu: That sounds good.
Vinod: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap.
Ashu: I don’t have any cheese.
Vinod: Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap.
Ashu: I don’t have oil.
Vinod: Well, then put only a small piece of bread.
Ashu: I don’t have bread.
Vinod: Then what is the mouse doing at your house?!
Eating Bread with Chicken Funny Jokes In English
Santa was eating a piece of bread and feeding a piece of bread to hen sitting nearby further he asked Banta
Banta: “What are you doing?”
Santa – “Eating Bread with Chicken”
Poor Chini’s wife died
One of Santa’s neighbors was from China and had been friendly for a long time, but after a year had passed
Poor Chini’s wife died
Santa went to his house to feel sorry and put his hand on his shoulder and said thanks to god that one year had gone by Chini’s wife and how much time she will take to survive. you are very familiar with the chines product.
Is that the sun or the moon?
A drunken man comes out of the wine shop and sees another drunken man
He looks up in the sky and says, “Is that the sun or the moon?”
The other drunk man answers, “I don’t know. I’m a stranger here myself.”
That’s right Funny Jokes In English
Boy: I got an F in arithmetic.
Boy: The teacher asked ‘How much is 3×3?’ and I said ‘9’
Father: That’s right
Boy: Then she asked me ‘How much is 3+6?’
Father: Then what’s the fucking difference?
Boy: “That’s exactly what I said!” . Daily Workout Keeps the body fit & Light
Bring it back here right now
I was in a job interview today and when the manager handed me laptop and said, “I want you to try this by sell this to me.”
I put it in my bag, walked out of the building and went to home.
after some time he called me on mobile and said, “Bring it back here right now”
I said after giving $250 it will be yours.” Family Jokes
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