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Hindi Sharabi Jokes – Chutkule | सुबह से भूखा हूँ बेटा …

चिल्ला चिल्ला कर कह रहा था

दो दोस्त दारू पीने के बाद गाङी चला रहे थे।
तभी एक जोर से चिल्लायाः अबे साले दिवार है आगे दिवार है!
अचानक गाङी दिवार मे घुस गई!
अगले दिन दोनो दोस्त हाँस्पीटल मेँ
पहले वाले दोस्त ने कहा अबे कमीने मे तो चिल्ला चिल्ला कर कह रहा था की आगे दिवार है दिवार
तो फिर तुने सुना क्यो नही था
दुसरा दोस्त बोला: साले बेवङे कुत्ते गाङी तुँ ही तो चला रहा था !                Hindi Sharabi Jokes and Chutkule

Do dost daaroo peene ke baad gaanee chala rahe the.
tabhee ek jor se chillaayaah abe saale divaar hai aage divaar hai!
achaanak gaanee divaar me ghus gaee!
agale din dono dost haanspeetal men
pahale dost ne kaha kameene me chilla chilla kar kah raha tha aage divaar hai divaar
to phir tune suna kyo nahee tha
dusara dost bola: saale bevane kutte gaanee tun hee to chala raha tha !                                                Hindi Sharabi Jokes and Chutkule    

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एक क्वार्टर ला दो प्लीज                     Hindi Sharabi Jokes and Chutkule

कल शाम को मैं ऑफिस से घर जा रहा था।
रास्ते में एक मोड़ पर एक बूढ़े भिखारी ने आवाज़ दी।
सुबह से भूखा हूँ बेटा, कुछ दया कर दो बेटा ।
मेरा भी दिल पसीज गया और मैंने अपने पास रक्खा चिप्स का पैकेट उसे निकालकर कर वृद्ध भिखारी को दे दिया और आगे जाने लगा तभी ।
तुरंत भिखारी ने मुझे आवाज दी। मैं थोड़ा रुका और पलटा उसके पास गया।
वृद्ध भिखारी ने मुझे बड़े प्यार से देखा और पाकेट से 150/- रुपये निकालकर मुझे धर दिए।
मैं चौंक कर कर बोला: बाबा ये क्या ।
वृद्ध भिखारी ने प्यार भरे स्वर में कहा: बेटा तुमने इतने प्यार से मुझे नमकीन से भरा पैकेट दिया तो मेरा भी मूड बन गया। सामने की वाइन शॉप से एक क्वार्टर ला दो प्लीज।

Kal shaam ko main ophis se ghar ja raha tha.
raaste mein ek mod par ek boodhe bhikhaaree ne aavaaz dee.
subah se bhookha hoon beta, kuchh daya kar do beta.
mera bhee dil bhar aaya aur mainne apane lie rakkha chips ka paiket use nikaalakar kar us vrddh bhikhaaree ko de diya aur aage jaane laga.
tabhee bhikhaaree ne mujhe jor se aavaaj dee. main ruk gaya aur palatakar usake paas gaya.
vrddh bhikhaaree ne mujhe bade pyaar se dekha aur paaket se 150/- rupaye nikaalakar mujhe dhar die.
main chaunk kar kar bola: baaba ye kya .
vrddh bhikhaaree ne pyaar bhare svar mein kaha: beta tumane itane pyaar se mujhe namakeen se bhara packet diya to mera bhee mood ban gaya. saamane kee wine shop se ek quarter la do pleaze.

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