Wife to husband: Tell me, how is the food made today?
Husband to wife: Oh man, you too are looking for some excuse to fight. jokes in english for students
After the new marriage of a husband, the husband saved his wife’s mobile number with this name –
After 1 year he changed the name and wrote – “My Wife”
Then after 2 years, he renamed it again – “Home”
Then after 5 years he changed his name again – “Hitler”
After 10 years, after erasing all these names, he renamed it again – “wrong Number” jokes in english for students
Teacher to Monu: What do your fathers do?
Monu – Sir, he abuses everyday.
Teacher: What do you mean?
Monu – Sir ji, he is the customer care executive. jokes in english for students
Wife to her husband – Come here, take that bag off from above, my hand do not reach.
Husband – what happened then, try with your tongue?
Pati Dev has been admitted to ICU since then
Teacher to children – Tell any one sentence in which words from Hindi, Urdu, Punjabi and English have been used
Raju – Sir Ji Ishq Di Gully Witch No Entry!
The teacher fainted after listening.
The doctor placed a thermometer in a woman’s mouth and asked her to shut her mouth for a while…
Seeing the wife in silence, the husband asked the doctor: Doctor sir, how much does this magical thing come about? Even I need
My wife’s clothes lying in her cupboard gives me more respect than my wife,
Whenever I open a cupboard, 2-3 falls on my feet!
Santa said to the auto driver: will you go to the gurudwara?
The auto guy said: yes, why won’t I go at all
Santa took out the polythene from the pocket and said: When you come back, bring me the Langur