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But how can I believe?

Father: How long have you loved my daughter ?
Boy: since last 7 months
Father: But how can I believe?
Boy: Ok then, and wait for 2 months Jokes in english funny

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You have kept all the paper in foil Jokes in english funny

Policeman: You have all the paper, helmets but there will be an invoice.
Me: why?
Policeman: You have kept all the paper in foil and the foil is banned.

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Boss your search ends here

Boss to Santa : We are in need of someone for this Job, who is Responsible.
Santa : Boss your search ends here because in my previous job,
whatever or whenever anything happens wrong, they all said I am Responsible

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Do You Want Dinner?

Wife : Do You Want Dinner?
Husband : Sure, What Are My Choices?
Wife : Yes And No.

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Let’S Meet On Monday.

Enjoy On Monday
Wife – Let’S Enjoy Our Saturday-Sunday.
Husband – Good Idea. Let’S Meet On Monday.

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I know what is wrong with you

A man goes to see a doctor and said, “Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts.”
The doctor asks him, What do you mean that ?
The man said, When I touch my shoulder, it hurts me . If I touch my knee ouchh When I touch my forehead, it really hurts.
The doctor said, I know what is wrong with you, you have broken your finger

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Is it enough for you Sir? Jokes in english funny

Customer was in restaurant: I would like to have a one plate of rice and few pieces of fried chicken and a cup of coffee too
Waitress : Is it enough for you Sir?
Customer : What do you mean ? Do you think that I can not buy more to eat ?

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I will not go!

Once there were three turtles. One’s they decided to go on a picnic. When they went there, they realized that they had forgotten to bring the soda. The youngest turtle said he would go back to home and get it if they wouldn’t eat the sandwiches until he will be back. A week went by, then a month, finally a year, when the both turtles said,”oh, come back, let’s eat the sandwiches.” Suddenly the little turtle said up from behind , If you will do this , I will not go!”

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I do not want to go to school today Jokes in english funny

Daad I do not want to go to school today. said the boy.
Why not my son?
Well one of the chickens on the school farm died last weeek and we had chicken soupe for lunch the next day. Then three days ago one pig died and we had roasted pork next day.
But why do not you want to go today ?
Because our English teacher died yesterday

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I am the ninth letter of the alphabet. Jokes in english funny

Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an alphabet I.
Student: I is the ………………
Teacher: Stop, Never put is after an I. Always put am after the alphabet an “I”.
Student: OK teacher. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

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