Tell me the good news first
Arun receives a Mobile call from his doctor.
The doctor said I have one good news and one bad news.
which news you want to listen first.
The man said OK tell me the good news first.
The doctor said The good news is that you have only 24 hours to live.
The man said Oh no If that’s the good news, then what’s the bad news then ?
The doctor said The bad news is that I forgot to call you yesterday. jokes in english short
Toni’s father died jokes in english short
Toni’s father died last night then John asked him “What was the reason of his father’s death?”
Jacky : “A truck passed over his finger!”
Tony laughed and told him “It’s not a suitable cause.”
Jacky When the Truck hits up , his finger was exacly on his nose!
You do not have a time to change shoes jokes in english short
Two friends were walking in the forest when they heard something. They turned around and saw a huge bear coming near towards them. Both started to run fast when one of them stopped to change his shoes.
The second man said You do not have a time to change shoes. You can not outrun that bear
The first man said, I know very well I can not outrun the bear. I only have to outrun you
Tomy and Jarry were in the same regiment in the army jokes in english short
Tomy and Jarry were in the same regiment in the army. They were close friends and spent their evenings drinking together. After retirement they went to different places and settled there. However they kept correspondence through letters.
To keep the memory alive, tomy always filled two glasses with win and water and sipped from each alternately glasses
When somebody asked him why he did so, he explained the reason ‘This glass is Jarry’s this one is mine. So I take a sip from each glass one on behalf of jarry, the other for myself.’
Suddenly one evening Tomy was seen with only one glass on his table. He was asked what had happened. He replied, You see I have given up drinking but jarry has written that he has not. So I have put away my glass and drink only on behalf of my friend jarry.
join the Army of the Lord
A friend was in front of me coming out of church , and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He took my friend by the hand and pulled him to one side.
The Pastor told hime to to join the Army of the Lord
My friend replied him that he already in the Army of the Lordr.
Pastor questioned I do not see you except at Christmas and Easter ?
He whispered back and told him that he is in the secret service.
How is the Nurse ? jokes in english short
When you are in the hospital your friends ask ” Hey, How are you dear?
But your best friend ask
“Hey buddy, How is the Nurse ?”