Very funny jokes in English

Very funny jokes in english | Son, leave Facebook …

Gapu: Mother hide all my toys under the bed
Gapu’s mother: But why wait?
Gapu: Because mommy my friend is stinging
Gapu’s mother: So will Dabboo steal your toys?
Gapu: No, no, he will recognize his toys Very funny jokes in english

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A husband got his wife lined up in the bank and went to his office on his own
When the wife came back in the evening, the wife said
I stood in the sun all day and when I reached the cashier, he went to drink tea when he came back after twenty minutes
So he replied “Sorry Madam no money”
There was a fire in my body, the whole day the legs were sad and finally I got to hear that there is no money


Husband said angrily
And you came quietly like this
Didn’t say anything to them
It hurts me a lot, you have broken many rolling pin on me, You can’t broke half a rolling pin on him
Now today I will break another rolling pin not on him but on you.
Money was in the bank but not in your account Very funny jokes in english


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Santa once went to Banta’s house.
Going to Banta’s house, he saw Banta and his wife in front of them placing a photo on the table.
Santa said while looking at the photo
Yaar your combination is look like Ram and Sita.
After listening to Santa’s words, Banta said: Why are you lying?
See, till date neither Ravan came to take your sister-in-law, nor did she ever went into the earth herself.

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Santa was very upset about his son wasting all the time on Facebook, one day Santa dared, and he went to his son and said;
Santa: Son, leave Facebook, this Facebook will never give you to eat.
Pappu: Yes Papa, you are right, it will not give me to eat, but Papa will definitely give someone who will make to eat.

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Teacher: Children, write 4 in the middle of 5 then tell me?
China’s student: don’t joke sir
Japanese Student: Not recommended
American student said: the question is wrong
Indian student wrote: This is easy F (IV) E

Friends call it jugaad Indians are known all over the world for jugaad

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Teacher – promise kids that you will never drink alcohol cigarettes
Student – will not drink sir
Teacher – Never you will chase girls
Student – will not do sir
Teacher – You will never make girls friends
Student – will not make sir
Teacher – You will give your life for your country
Student – What we will do such a life now sir, will we do it too?

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Teacher – tell children, who was the first woman to go abroad from India
Student – Sir Ji Sita Mata who went to Sri Lanka from India

4 Replies to “Very funny jokes in english | Son, leave Facebook …”

  1. Good article and right to the point. I am not sure if this is truly the best place to ask but do you guys have any thoughts on where to employ some professional writers? Thx 🙂

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